Thanks for getting our hopes up, and making a giant shit on.

The movie called "Ted" starring Mark Wahlberg and his Teddy friend, features the word "shit" mentioned about 50 times in variations. But there is a scene which is exactly about shit. Let's take some closer look.

John stays in his auto to find a fallen phone, while his girlmate is getting to their flat, finding Teddy surrounded by sluts.



- Oh!!



- Lori, hey, you're home early.



- What the hell is this?



- The ladies and I were just watching "Jack and Jill". Adam Sandler plays a guy and his sister, and it's just awful. It's unwatchable. But, they're hookers, so it's fine.



- This place is a wreck. Who are these girls?



- Oh. Where are my manners? Lori, this is Angelique, Heavenly, Cherene, and Sauvignon Blanc. I love you girls. You know, somewhere out there are four terrible fathers I wish I could thank for this great night.



- What is that?



- What is what?



- There is... a shit on my floor.



- In the corner, there is a shit! There is a shit on my floor!!!



- Oh, my God! You know what? That's probably what Dierdre was doing over there. Remember she was crouched over in the corner for a really long time? I thought she was just making a phone call or something.



- I found my phone... What's going on?



- Is that a shit?..

*** LATER... ***



- Oh, God !
- Ah, what?
- Oh, this is so gross!
- Don't tell me! I don't want to hear about it! Did you get it?
- No, I didn't get it!
- Tell me when you get it!



- Oh, my God, I got some on my thumb!



- NO!!!



- You can never cook with that hand again!